Dreamt last night that I was dating Demi Lovato. She was an amazing girlfriend… and damn good kisser. Guys, I think… I think I may be bi-curious or something.
I’m outside walking my dog…wearing boxers and a XXL tie dye shirt with a giant cat on it. This is my life now. No damns are given.
This is how I’m greeted when I arrive home.
Just stepped on the scale for the first time in 3 weeks and discovered I’ve unknowingly lost about 10 lbs. That could explain why all my dress pants resemble harem trousers. I could either use this as motivation to bulk up at the gym or to justify eating pizza, but I digress.
I’m in love with my living room (+ a cameo by Emily Thorne).
somebody is all tuckered out
Margo Roth Spiegelman is ready to move in the new house!