My friend Katrina wrote a song about Lord of the Rings. And it’s good. Give it a listen. Lyrics below.
"Letters To Sauron"
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If I built a tower out of rock and stone
Would you come visit me at my new home?
Would you share the power coming from my stove?
We could have a cup of tea and then a smoke
I don’t need your tea, I’ve got my own
And as for power, I thought you would know
I made this ring to rule them all
And I get my smoke from a volcano
I really didn’t mean to make you mad
I know you’re touchy and that’s kind of sad
But Sauron, would it be all that bad
To have a wizard friend who’s got your back?
Come to think you it, you may be right
The company I keep is quite a sight
The orcs are always getting in a fight
And The Nazgul leave at all hours of the night
Just want you to know I left my heart in Minas Morgul
Nobody here thinks I’m over it
Saruman, I must admit I’m a bit paranormal
And I think the World of Men is full of it.
I’m so glad you’ll come to Isengard
The journey here isn’t all that far
But use the palantir if you can’t see the stars
Can’t wait to share this leaf from the Southfarthing
Just want you to know I sent Grima Wormtongue packing
He tried to set the place on fire
I get a kick of holding Gandalf Greyhame captive
I hope that’s the kind of thing you like