Ready for the premiere of The Great Gatsby! He gives large parties, and I like large parties. They’re so intimate. Small parties…there isn’t any privacy.
“Do you have some sort of business woman special?”
Kik me, maybe?
Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart. (I said that like Frank Sinatra.)
I just want to acknowledge the fact I’m wearing wine colored pants. Also, according to @shaun_alejandro, this is my signature pose.
I keep unlocking my iPhone just to look at the wallpaper.
I received this from Alex Adams today! Her inscription really touched me. It means so much to have support from established authors, especially since I’m beyond stressed and worried about my own novel. Needless to say, Alex Adams is awesome.
Do you know how when someone has an addiction they go to extreme lengths to hide it? Well… I was cleaning and found… books. Books under the bed. Books in the closet. Books hidden between stacks of clothes. Books in the sock drawer. Books everywhere. This is hard for me to say… My name is Matthew, and I’m a… a… bibliophile.
So… this is heaven.
No Shave November success
50 shades of gray
I’ve got an eagle eye.
Day 17 of No Shave November, and all is well.
Day 16 of No Shave November














