This morning, I noticed the baker at the donut shop looked like Emma Watson (even with sleepy, 7 am eyes and an irksome expression). I was in a great mood and wanted to be nice, so I said, “Excuse me, but I just wanted to say you look strikingly like Emma Watson.” The girl stared at me like I was dumb, so I added, “You know, the actress?” She snapped, “I know who she is.” I felt so embarrassed that I just took my order and left. I mean, I think Emma Watson is one of the most beautiful women in the world. I guess she doesn’t though. Whatever.