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My debut novel DROWNING is now available!
"The lives of four college students twist together with psychological drama during the fall term of freshman year."
For more information, check out my official website: www.MatthewDaleHubbard.com
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my random attempt at decorating…
corkscrew willow branches + spray paint + wine Mason jar

my random attempt at decorating…
corkscrew willow branches + spray paint + wine Mason jar

— 3 months ago with 10 notes
#DIY  #home decor  #interior decorating  #random 

One day I’m traversing states, exploring cities, and attending raging concerts. The next day I’m in bed by 9 PM and watching Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2. My life is eclectic. That’s all. 

— 4 months ago with 16 notes
#random 

Not that I was looking for validation, but I just discovered I can kick higher than Solange Knowles. That’s what’s up. #ChaChaCha

— 5 months ago with 18 notes
#solange  #random  #somewhat topical 
Me:There's a Titanic musical happening?
Friend:I don't even know how they could make that a musical.
Me:What would they even sing?
Friend:...It's going down...
Me:I'm yelling, 'Timber!'?
— 7 months ago with 36 notes
#random 

I was just sitting in a café with my beard and horn-rimmed glasses while sipping on a latte…and someone asked to take my picture because I looked “hip.”

— 8 months ago with 11 notes
#hipster  #random  #beard 

In the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, she mentions her inner goddess/subconscious 162 times…and every single time it made me think about this: 

— 9 months ago with 15 notes
#Fifty Shades of Grey  #Lizzie McGuire  #random 

Fell asleep last night while reading Bridget Jones’s Diary. Dreamt of suitcases with wheels. And stuff.

— 10 months ago with 4 notes
#read  #book  #Bridget jones  #random 

I don’t know what is more embarrassing… the fact that an old movie ticket stub fell out of my wallet for the cashier to see as I paid for my lunch or the fact that I actually paid to watch Magic Mike.

— 1 year ago with 6 notes
#embarassment  #omg  #magic mike  #random  #life 
I’m watching Misery. Now that I’m an author, this movie has taken on a whole new level of creepy.  

I’m watching Misery. Now that I’m an author, this movie has taken on a whole new level of creepy.  

— 1 year ago with 7 notes
#misery  #random  #stephen king  #creepy 

So… I was just contacted by a designer. He has asked if I would be willing to write a two minute monologue for the intro to his fashion show that is built around a mental asylum. Evidently, he read my novel and enjoyed some of my disturbing/morbid scenes. In addition to VIP passes to the show in Nashville, I will receive recognition. Not going to lie… this is both awesome and random!

— 1 year ago with 18 notes
#fashion  #random  #creative writing 

I was getting ready in a rush this morning and ripped my dress shirt. I looked in the mirror and asked myself, “Really? Who does that?” Then I waited a beat before answering, “Hulk in a hurry.”

Side note: I don’t know my own strength…and I ruined my favorite shirt. Happy Wednesday.

— 1 year ago with 6 notes
#random  #wednesday  #hulk  #life  #crazy 

I wasn’t aware of this, but apparently I get REAL southern when I’m angry. I mean, all traces of correct grammar and phonetics go out the window. I reckon you just can’t escape your roots, y’all.

— 1 year ago with 9 notes
#south  #southern  #accent  #roots  #random  #fyi 
Doing some long overdue spring cleaning. Found my “very chill pants” like Jane’s from Happy Endings.

Doing some long overdue spring cleaning. Found my “very chill pants” like Jane’s from Happy Endings.

— 1 year ago with 9 notes
#Happy Endings  #Jane  #random 

This morning, I noticed the baker at the donut shop looked like Emma Watson (even with sleepy, 7 am eyes and an irksome expression). I was in a great mood and wanted to be nice, so I said, “Excuse me, but I just wanted to say you look strikingly like Emma Watson.” The girl stared at me like I was dumb, so I added, “You know, the actress?” She snapped, “I know who she is.” I felt so embarrassed that I just took my order and left. I mean, I think Emma Watson is one of the most beautiful women in the world. I guess she doesn’t though. Whatever.

— 1 year ago with 4 notes
#emma watson  #random  #donut  #stranger danger